I've been known to drive enthusiastically and park vigorously. To my credit, I'm Puerto Rican and we are not a subtle folk. People say my tires screech often, but I know nothing about that. My car is a hermetically sealed orange bubble of OONSTOONSTOONSTOONST. They say I can be heard coming over a block away, but I have my doubts since the red carpet is never rolled out in time.
Below is a handy guide for those who are up for an adventure / out of all other options.